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Fuck No, John Wilkes Booth.

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via. There are a lot of reasons why gladiator sandals are the worst idea ever. Exhibit A. I mean, it’s not my intention to get all down on all of the Booth brothers, as JW was the spoilt-ass raving douchebag idiot of the family. The rest were pretty mortified that they shared DNA, especially after growing up with some other scandal that dogged them due to their father and some other crud (their mother was their fathers mistress—rather risque for the mid 19th century). At any rate, they pretty much thought their brother was a stupid asshat too. Although, quite honestly, the whole lot of them had a sort of fucked up relationship with Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. Just sayin.
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via.

There are a lot of reasons why gladiator sandals are the worst idea ever.

Exhibit A.

I mean, it’s not my intention to get all down on all of the Booth brothers, as JW was the spoilt-ass raving douchebag idiot of the family. The rest were pretty mortified that they shared DNA, especially after growing up with some other scandal that dogged them due to their father and some other crud (their mother was their fathers mistress—rather risque for the mid 19th century).

At any rate, they pretty much thought their brother was a stupid asshat too.

Although, quite honestly, the whole lot of them had a sort of fucked up relationship with Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar. Just sayin.

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